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Sunday, August 8

Majlis Ketua Tingkatan Camp by Wirajaya Forest Resort.

Did you realise that i say awesomazing to almost everything?
Well, i have to use this word, again,
to describe the one-day camp which i attended.
And yeah, I really had a great time at this memorable camp.

It all started when the principal abrubtly wanted to
meet up with all the class monitors (which includes me)
and also the assistant class monitors. I went to get Mun Yee when
the principal was telling about the topic, when i got back to the place,
i heard the principal say : No excuses unless, you meninggal dunia.
Okay, was i shock or what o.O obviously i went blur,
until Chee Enn told me that we're gonna have a THREE-DAY-CAMP at school!!!
Friday, Saturday and Sundayyyy! NOOOOOO! :'(
I WAS IN DEEP HATRED, ANGER, FRUSTRATION!
but, it was all for a reason that u'll laugh about.
I wasn't angry that i have to skip my tuition and *ahem* class.
But, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! (Private & Confidential)
I really didnt want to attend this camp tho, because hey,
IM ANTI-CAMPING. HAH! It's shown on my face lah. JKJK.

However, in Wednesday, we receieved the awesomest news
saying that the 3-day-camp is now just a ONE-DAY-CAMP!
YAYYYYYY :)))))) So yeah, the 1day camp was today.
Date : o7o81o a day to remember.
Venue : School hall, school field, school basketball court.
My post : Leader for Group4 :P (supposed to be group2 at first)

So, it all started when...
Encik IrmanShah, Cik Ria, Encik Hamadi and Cik Azlinz, our jurulatihs,
walked into the school hall with pride, okay, honestly, they did give me the chills. Why?
They reminded me of Cadet Kelly! So military-ish! HAH! *screams*
They're from Wirajaya Forest Resort. :)
Then, Encik Irman, the cute one. HAHAHA!
Started ordering us to form three rows. I stood with Chee Enn,
thinking that we could be in the same group, unfortunately, we couldnt.
I was in Group Four, and she was in Group Three.
So, The camping started off with some marching skills,
like rehatkan diri, senangkan diri, baris and baris sedia.
To be honest with you guys, I was blur! Because marching was never in my blood.
But yeah, i finally got it and nailed it well, HAHAHA!
we were asked to say SATUP instead of SATU. Funny :)
Encik Irman and Encik Hamadi did a super hilarious example.
it was known as Kaedah 1 where, you're very 'whatever-ish'
THEIR MOVEMENTS were awfully funny
and they looked like a bunch of sissies! i laughed like hell xD!

And then, we were asked to be JUJUR.
Stand up if you've done it before.
Questions he asked,
- Pernah minum alcohol? Nope for me :)
- Pernah tgk video lucah? *i stood up* Yeah.. TERWATCHED actually.
Stupid internet. However, i did wash my eyes with dettol! (kidding2)

And then, we had a short break, for breakfast! :') FOOD!
the school provided us with a bottle of mineral water and fried meehoon.
Well, since it was a military-ish day for us, we were to sit down OBEDIENTLY,
and SHUTUP and not touch our food until the prayers-before-meal ended.
I was too hungry to even care about the horrible taste of the vegetable :( eeew.

And then we got back to school hall for a short module thingy :)
Our next task was to write why we are qualified as leaders on a piece of mahjong paper.
okay, so yeah, i forgot to mention my group members,
they were Me, Vanessa, SiangShuin, Mazlina, Amanda, Shuk Zanne,
and some others whom I forgot the names, SORRY :'(
Our group name was, Wildcat ROAR!
And yeah, the task, we completed it perfectly, and i'm proud to say,
luckily my group members were willing to work together. yay us :DDD

And then we had to draw a layout of our DREAM classroom.
Now okay, honestly, this made me laugh a lot.
so thankyou, group members!
(our awesomeness will be uploaded soon)

Next, we were thought a few cheers and claps.
First was Tepukan Semangat, then perempuan pudu,
then Wira, tepuk whoosh, errr, then, tepukan marvellous and,
also one TERRIBLE movement, known as TAKE COVER.
which actually means how're we supposed to lie on the floor
when something happens, like earthquake or bombing? o.O
I HATED THIS, the most tho. HAHAHA!

AT 123opm, we were asked to go to the school field,
TO COOK :) yeah, cook! i was excited and worried at the same time,
Well this's because i've never cooked before, and im super interested in culinary arts ;)
But before that, Encik hamadi shouted, TAKE COVER!
*lies face down on the ground, sand, grass, insects!* EEEEW,
and we were left like that for almost 5minutes. I HATED THAT. HAHAHA!
anyways, continuing with the food,
We were given 10 eggs, 2 cans of sardin,
a frying pan, two containers, a bottle of oil and a knife.
And so we started cooking! :DDDD!
Vanessa brought bread and sausages along, so we came up
with a last minute plan to cook, our Outstanding menu was,
*drumrolls* SUGAR-less French Toast, with cheese sausages and,
a cup of fresh fruit juice each. YUMMMYYYYY~

However, the weather was bad, very very bad when we were cooking,
it suddenly started raining cats and dogs, cows and goats!! LOL!!
But, my group members and I were determined to continue cooking under the
heavy downpour, But dont worry, the FOOD was sheltered by umbrellas,
and we weren't. Nilai yang diamalkan : SANGGUP BERKORBAN UNTUK MAKANAN. yays!
Everything went well, EXCEPT the sardin, added with rainwater!! HAHAHAHA!
But yeah, our group was praised a lot by the jurulatihs and teachers,
YAY, Wildcats! *wink *wink.

And then, we continued our camp at the school's basketball court.
Encik Irman gave us a talk on discipline, i thought it would be boring, but it wasn't :D
Cik Ria took over after that. Apparently, her topic was MONKEYS!
then she asked us whether we've seen monkeys before or not.
Then from far away, chee enn and i were doing stupid monkeys faces,
and CIK RIA SAW. alaaarr, malunyer! she even asked me to come out
and show it to everyone, *SHYYYYYYYYY! but funnnnn!*
she then made us do a MONKEY dance.
i forgot the lyrics though :O oopsie me.
After the dance, we were asked to get into pairs,
so chee enn ran to me, and i ran to her. AWWW HOW SWEET!
it was definitely a kodak moment, AHHAHAHA!
well, i really had fun with her that time.
She first thought us a new way of saying SUKA.
FUNNY! suka~ LOL, the manja way. u have to be there to know. LOL
Then, we were asked to pegang each others cheek, then chin, then nose, then ears,
then hug! :)) awww, loved tht the most, and then KISS? on the forehead!
MANY of them didnt do it, but chee enn and i, we did it :DDD!
awww, yay us. i hereby take this opportunity to say,
CHEE ENN, you're really a great friend, Love you! Xoxoxoxoxo!

And then, we were tested on our work-together skills.
this made many shed tears, it was awful but many lessons were learnt.
all i can say was, the task was really hard and challenging.
we failed it twice, and the jurulatihs were really pissed off.
but Luckily, we succeeded in the end! :') Yayyyy, PUDU!

So, our awesome camp ended and there was a majlis penutup,
all 6 groupd received a hamper :DDD!
and, my group, group number4, Wildcats!
we got Firsttttttttttt :) YAYYYYY! Gratz to us. HEH.
So yeah, it was an awesomazing camp,
I'm proud to say, I WILL CHANGE, to be a better person! :)
Thankyou, jurulatihs!



(pics to be uploaded soon)

Monday, June 28

PELIK :O

The best team ;D
Reason for the title name :
- Posting this after so long
- Read on...

During the term holidays, I went to this Tour Food Hunt
thingy organised by a church at central market :)
My group members were
Chee Enn, #1 marshall,
Maggie, #1 BANANA -.- and,
WeiJing, #1 laughing non stop.
The race was awesome although my group didn't win.
But the memories made were undescribable.
Anyways, the pelik thing is, before attending this race,
Miss Hor, my dearest-english-teacher-for-3years-who-is-going-to-transfer-to-UTAR-to-become-a-lecturer, gave me two missions. What was it? Relax lah, I will tell you.

Mission #1 : Have fun :)
and.......
Mission #2 : *drum rolls* Meet a nice guy! o.O?
WHAT!? o.O? YES! That's what she said. Lol.
Well, i know why she said that, loooong story. NOYB!
short for, None Of Your Business :P Private & Confidential ohkay.
Please don't mind.

Anyhow, I haven't get to the PELIK part yet,
after the race, that day.. exhausted, yeah, who wouldn't be?
I went on a date with Meikee, CheeEnn and Weijing at timessquare.
When i got home, i recieved a text message from Miss Hor,
and the pelik-ness started,

convo between Miss Hor and I..
Miss Hor : Hey, how was the race? did anyone from our school win?
Me : *blah *blah *blah
Miss Hor : So met any guys? (pelik right?)
Me : (shocked) No lah, mission failed.
Miss Hor : Aiyah. (AIYAH! Miss Hor said AIYAH in a text message!) I'm sure you didn't open your eyes bigger. I'm sure there were many 'sunshines' there.
Me : I opened my eyes super widely but nooooo :( There were a few non-chineses only,
and they're younger than me :(
Miss Hor : Age doesn't matter.
-End of convo-

Tell me that wasn't weird? Well, it was just so awkward talking to a teacher like that,
but it made me feel comfortable at the same time.
One thing's for sure, i'm gonna miss this loving teacher a lot :(
I bet i'll cry on the day she stops teaching in pess :( x2!

The pelik-ness continues..
It was Hari Keusahawanan on 26th June at my school.
My class was selling nasi lemak, 400 of them! Jual sampai mati lah -.-
Pn Anzie, my class teacher had a performance, so i was in charge of the 'business'.
Call me tauke! Hahahahah. Anyways, everything was going okay,
until not many people bought the nasi lemak, SAD, i know :O
So a few classmates and I went customer-hunting, like mad PLUS busy ohkay.
I bought the ticket to the Human vs Ghost by StJOHN but at last, i didn't go :(
Why? too busy, ahhhh! i actually missed out the fun. Forget it.
Fortunately, thanks to my classmates(who helped) cuz we sold all the nasi lemaks in the end.
And we did get a profit of around 100 bucks! Okay lah tu :D *applause*

That night, a stranger called me twice,
I couldnt answer the call because i was busy :\ (next post)
So i texted the stranger and the peli-ness started, again.

Convo between stranger-and-then-happen-to-be-someone-i-knew
Me : hey sorry, but may i know who is this?
*stranger calls again*
*i didnt answer because the place was too noisy*
Me : hey, sorry again, im currently at a noisy place, can you text me? sorry to trouble you.
Stranger : I'm pn nzi. how was the sales? i heard there were 2 baskets left?
(i was wondering what's nzi o.O and then i realised, OHHHH!)
Me : Teacher! Sorryy! *blah *blah

The pelik thing is, i didn't know Puan Anzie is so high-tech. HAHAHA,
and the name nzi? o.O I couldn't stop laughing! Know why? The name is so cool!
COOL, not lame! COOL. -.- Hahahahaha.

Pelik-pelik :P
Okay, i admit~ That word is cute :P pelik -.- im crazy.
Wooohhoooo~

Sunday, May 2

OHHHHH. ♥

today was a fairytale-NOT! :P :P
Well, it was lah, but some people buat kecoh -___-
Had Addmaths at Martin today :)
some of the most unexpected things happened.
He sat with me :D :D
While waiting for class to begin,
Harri Gari suddenly asked me to lend him my phone,
obviously, i refused, PRIVACY weh.
Reluctantly, he asked for my pencil case instead.
i didn't want to lend him that either,
because i had no idea why he wanted it.
But he was DESPERATE, so he asked,
Phone or Pencil Case?
I was like, ohkayy, handing him my precious pencil case
I REGRETTED!
idk what Harri and Rafiq was doing with it, suddenly,
The badge on my pencil case came off,
The pin of the badge bent,
The teddy bear keychain came off,
The hook broke ):
* see picture *
Anyways, pengecoh-pengecoh yg aku SAYANG,
next time, be nice to my things, PLEASE!
So, when class started..
i knew it wasn't gonna be alright.
Ever since Umaas knew my name,
he started making it a habit to bully me.
So since i was sitting with him,
he thought we're err, together!? WhatTheHell :\
so he gave us those so called wicked smile,
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh :S UMAASSSSSSSS!
Though, I liked today, quite a lot.
That one hour 15 minutes with you,
was awesomazing. I really wish hard,
That we could be together :) ♥

Sad right? i know.

Monday, March 1

didn't mean to disappoint you.

No more 'what the ikan'
sorrryyy my lovely readers.
yeahh, i know, and again, lama tak update kan?
hahahaha. sorryyy, especially to those who
nagged me to update my blog :P whoaps.

sooooo, what should i talk about?
hmmm, the carnival?
one thing's for sure, for those of
you who i've invited but couldn't make it,
LUCKY YOU :D ahahaha.
well, it's not that it was boring or what,
it was just that the carnival atmosphere
was NOT THERE - - Lol.
Still, credits to Wan Yee for all her effort
in organising this carnival.
Wan yee, u're stress-free now (: yayyy!

By the way, laughter is best medicine right?
for those who know me, you know i love to laugh.
and i'll have to admit that my laughing point is rather LOW!
However, there are people who laugh even more than i do.

during assembly today, there was a Cuti2 Msia dance
performed by Khatheja and some other girls.
the dance wasn't really that funny until there
was this so called 'kena rasuk' move. Hahhh!
i wasn't laughing actually, then i heard
Xin Hui saying 'waaa, Miss Hor laugh until so kua zhang'
translation with simple words : Miss Hor laughed until CRAZY.

so, i turned to ms hor, and i bursted into laughter. LOL.
even Pn Rogayah was laughing insanely, sampai air mata pun keluar.
HILARIOUS, i tell you. Guess who started laughing then?
ME! ME! ME! what was i laughing about?
MISS HOR AND PN ROGAYAH! Extremely Funnnyyyyyyyy! :)
cant believe that my english and chemistry teacher
could laugh soooo much over a dance move. the Zombie move.
hahahahah! (: (:



Homework, still undone D: